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acccccccchhhhh! [18 Nov 2001|08:03pm] ME SHTICK!!!!! ah go away for a wee while, and look whit happens!!!!! this miss_cleo is making fun 'o me!!!!!!!!! she thinks she's big cause she got her own commercials, and cause she be psychic...ah aint impressed, ahm the slayer. okay, i died, but that disnae make me a bad person now, does it and look at the way she talks! whit a stupid ahccent....me wahtcher saiz she's inbred....ahm gonna beat the pina collada outta her....jist wait till ah get me mr pointy on her ass..... 2 comments|post comment

aaaacccchhhhhhh [17 Nov 2001|06:22pm] ah forgot me had a journal thingee! me wahtcher saiz ah've been neglecting me duties on the internet!!!!!!!!!! me stake just satisfies me sooooo much more........ what........why are ye all looking at me like that......WHAT!!!!!!! 2 comments|post comment

ACH! [25 Aug 2001|01:20am] ah go away on holiday from the internet, and whit dae ah find when ah get back? somebodys been mocking me, wit' some game called the sims!!!!! http://www.thesimsresource.com/php-bin/getfile2.inc/76629/Kendra.zip no way are me hips that fat.... post comment

me likes pie!!!!! [23 Jul 2001|12:04pm] ah like pie PIE! PIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE! 6 comments|post comment

aaccchhhh [19 Jul 2001|12:32pm] me first day, and everybody's been so mean tae me! what did ah ever do ta them? hopefully, ah'll meet some nice people soon, they must be out therrrrrre somewhere, me wahtcher saiz so mr zabooto seems viry hahppy wit' his new job as a pimp. ah still dont know what it means or nothin' but he saiz he arrives a lot - why would he need to arrive anymore than once? does he keep leaving? ah gotta go find a new stake - nothin' seems tae satisfy me the way mr pointy did if there are any people here thaht wanna be me friends, leave me a message!!! kehndra thae vahmpire slayerrrrrrr x 3 comments|post comment

Me First Entry!!!!!!! [18 Jul 2001|04:50pm] Look at me jourrrrrnal! 'tis very pretty!!!!! Me wahtcher saiz i have tae use me new journal, and write down the tings that happen tae me, cause ahm so useless at evrythin else! Ah wish ah was back in jamaica - or wherever it 'tis ah come from. ah'm not really sure, me wahtcher saiz ah was raised by african mohnkies, which is how ah got me accent. ah like me accent, but naebody cin understand me. me neck still hurts after me dyin' - me wahtcher saiz the only reason ahm alive now is cause im too stupid tae die. but ah cant be the slayer anymore, me wahtcher saiz nae tae worry mah pretty lil head aboot the details, and jist nod and smile. so here ah ahm trying tae pass time with me new journal. ah think me wahtcher is gonnae have to take up a second job as a pimp. ah dont know what that is, ah hope he enjoys it. ah hope ah make a lotta new friends with me new journal... 1 comment|post comment

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